I can’t listen to Dion and the Belmonts anymore. They tick me off just a teensy bit.
Exhibit A: ”Runaround Sue.”
About a woman, known as Sue (excuse me, Runaround Sue). Beware! You’re in danger of falling in love with her. And she’s a tramp because she’ll date other guys when she leaves you.
Exhibit B: “The Wanderer.”
“I’ll date multiple girls, they won’t even know my name, I’ll love ‘em and leave ‘em, and it’s okay because I’m a guy.” (I’m paraphrasing, of course.)
The actual lyrics are more irksome, but the point is *sigh.* Times weren’t always better in the past.


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